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05/11/2020

Neon Genesis Mutate a Lion

The monsters of Ikoria are roaming and we have consulted with the Dead Sea Scrolls, while Seele continues to plot and scheme. If only we had someone like the first child to call upon and save us, alas we are going to have to rely on our vast rules knowledge to answer these questions! So join us for this week's mega edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/11/2020)
Neon Genesis Mutate a Lion
By Andrew Villarrubia
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01/07/2019

Running with Blades

Life is oh so brief, and the search for ways to extend it seem like something everyone seeks. To that end we have put together answers to those rules questions you have been wanting to know, so you can smash your opponents and extend your life (at least in games of Magic)! Now if we can just get Moko to sit still long enough to answer all the questions. So read on in this week's extraordinary edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(01/07/2019)
Running with Blades
By Charlotte Sable
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03/04/2013

A Smashing Good Time

"Ruuuuuuul smaaaash!!!" Translator's note: Read this week's Gruul themed Cranial Insertion, or Moko might have to pay you a visit.

By Moko (7 Comments)
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(03/04/2013)
A Smashing Good Time
By Moko
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09/19/2011

Goodbye, Zendikar!

And fareweldrazi, too!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/19/2011)
Goodbye, Zendikar!
By Carsten Haese
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01/03/2011

Happy New Myr!

or, Here's to another year of reckless puns

There's a festive New Year ball drop on Mirrodin, too. Only the ball is the Mirari, and thousands are killed. Still lots of drinking though.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/03/2011)
Happy New Myr!
or, Here's to another year of reckless puns
By Carsten Haese
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10/18/2010

 

(10/18/2010)
Plutonium Myr
or, It Taps for Blue, Not Green
By Eli Shiffrin
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(10/11/2010)
Ooze Control
or, I'm saving the metal puns for next time
By Carsten Haese
Translations: English 
(02/01/2010)
Global Alarm Clock
or, It Goes Ding When There's Stuff
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/09/2009

 

(11/09/2009)
Time Passes By
or, But the Questions Keep Coming!
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/02/2009

Leftover Candy (and Questions)

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(11/02/2009)
Leftover Candy (and Questions)
By Brian Paskoff
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10/19/2009

 

(10/19/2009)
G'day Y'all
or, Cranial Insertion Invades Texas
By Eli Shiffrin
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10/12/2009

 

(10/12/2009)
Deadly Questions, Priceless Answers
By Brian Paskoff
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